we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
