why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
They are going to name an STD after you.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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