My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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