i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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