I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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