your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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