Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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