we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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