This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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