is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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