Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
