No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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