idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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