yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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