But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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