hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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