So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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