do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Dignity is for republicans.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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