okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
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