You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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