Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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