Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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