What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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