For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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