i think my tv is drunk
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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