I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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