was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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