in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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