Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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