Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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