Are we in a gay sports bar?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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