Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Randomize
