just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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