But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
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