in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
