I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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