omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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