she was so not down for the gang bang
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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