When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
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