It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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