hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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