Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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