fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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