It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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