Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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