jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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