I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
