okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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