problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Randomize
