i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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